As impossible as it seems...

This is my single favorite song of all time.

Because it can define these people.

Joey,Stelio,Chris,Tobey,Jamie,and Joel.

And in the highest, Boston.

It's the single best 3 and a half minutes in lyrical history.

And it defines you all.

Just.. Just...

Soak it in.

Words on Monday

Good natured
emotional slip-n-slides
always seem fun at first.

Cause I'm the guy see.
I can make it all better
and wring your brain
of the battles
you have lost.

Turn your world upside in
right side down
and
throw pillows all over
your perfect fight.

Cause, see...
I'm just as fucked up
as you are
thinkin I can fix it
with my egomanical
desire
to save the day
and wear my ridiculous cape.

This, however...

would seem to be the VERY definition of fun.

My fuckin LORD.

This...

Does not look like fun. Fun could never ever be described with this photo.

That is all.

The Palin Appeal

This just has to be said. Or maybe it doesn't, but I want to.

If Sarah Palin looked like Hillary Clinton, we'd never be dealin with her.

There is the "hot for teacher" quotient that HAS to be factored into her appeal.

That vapid. Look at this kid above. He's thinkin what MOST us papas have thought at least once.

"I'd totally love to get mama in my dorm room, and play hide the Fratsausage."

There is just a tad of "naughty" that oozes off Palin, and she absolutely knows how to use it. There is a nation of 40-55 yr old men that would at least hit it once.

And we, as a country, need to look at the fact, that she's less qualified then Barbie herself. Yet she stays viable.

It's embarrassing for us all.